I could have made the title "The Greatest Baseball Movies of All Time," but I figured that there are probably too many of those lists out there, so I just wanted to show a few clips of some classic baseball movies and recommend some to all of you. I haven't seen every baseball movie there is, so if I forget one, let me know. I've put these movies in order of how important I would say it is to watch them.
1. ENTERTAINING- MOVIES THAT ARE RELATIVELY FUN TO WATCH
Major League is sort of a phenomenon. I’ve come to understand a few things about this movie just recently. By watching the film, you are almost forced to like Charlie Sheen. Plus, you have to love that horribly racist, stereotype-driven representation of a Latino baseball player (Pedro Cerrano.) All in all, it’s a great movie.
Dennis Quaid as Jimmy Morris. It's probably the least realistic true story ever adapted to a movie. I think they would have done a better job casting Randy Quaid. I mean, honestly, if they were going to make a movie about my life, they wouldn’t cast Antonio Banderas. Or would they?
Let’s not kid ourselves, here. ‘Fever Pitch’ was a pretty good movie that talked about baseball, but it was not really a baseball movie. But what it didn’t have in the typical, dramatic baseball sequences, it definitely hit the nail on the head with its depiction of how a baseball fan thinks and acts. The social aspect of baseball fandom is the general theme here. Just look at the scene where Ben and Lindsey (Drew Barrymore) get in a fight after he accuses her of jinxing the Red Sox because she made him go to her work party instead of attending a pivotal game. Come on, who hasn’t seen that scenario played out at least once in their own lives?
One of my favorite Disney movies ever, it had everything thing that a young kid like me could want. Baseball, Doc Brown, angels, the homeless Turtle Dove lady from ‘Home Alone,’ Tony Danza, orphans…the list goes on and on.
2. MEANINGFUL- IF YOU DEEM YOURSELF MOVIE LITERATE, YOU KNOW THESE
Tom Hanks is one of the best actors ever. Just ask Bill Simmons, there aren’t too many in his league. For me, probably the best moment in any baseball movie is the “No Crying in Baseball” speech. Consider this movie meaningful for its portrayal of the role of women in America during World War II.
What was it that made ‘The Sandlot’ so good? I don’t just think of the unforgettable lines or the timeless stories that it tells, I also think of the similarity between my love for baseball and for how much these children love the game as well. It's meaningful for how it portrays adolescent life in America in the '60s and '70s.
3. THE KEVIN COSTNERS-THE GREATEST BASEBALL ACTOR AT HIS BEST
I am actually not the biggest ‘Bull Durham’ fan, mostly because I hate Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. However, I like to think that this movie is pretty socially significant. I remember watching and thinking, “Man, those minor league ballplayers sure don’t get much.” But after seeing the inside of a few minor league stadiums such as Triple-A Zephyr Field in New Orleans and even “lowly” Single-A Brent Brown Ballpark, I've come to wonder how much conditions have changed over the years…
Obviously you have to think about the famous speech by James Earl Jones, the whispering voice, and the awkward fight with the annoying, red-headed brother-in-law. I love this movie mostly for the end scene; no movie catches me more off guard with a tear-jerking moment quite like ‘Field of Dreams.’
I really do love this movie. Sometimes when I have to do things that I don’t particularly want to do, such as taking a test or reading a textbook, I find myself “clearing the mechanism.” You gotta love how much this movie portrays Yankee fans for what they really are: rude scumbags that can't differentiate between winning and pride. Some people might call this strictly a romance movie, maybe even a chick flick. I call those people idiots.
4. VERY IMPORTANT-I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD IT, WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.
It’s my opinion that ‘The Natural’ isn’t just the best baseball movie, it might be the best sports movie ever made. There are a few reasons why:
Easy to reenact pivotal scenes: Even grown-up, professional players dream of hitting the ball so hard that they don’t just break a few lights, they bust the entire electrical system of a stadium.
Romance: Who knew Glenn Close could be so attractive?
Tear-jerking moment: When Roy Hobbs is reunited with his son.
Music: Say what you want about Randy Newman, but the guy aced this one.
Realistic: So the New York Knights aren’t a real team, who cares? I love how almost all the actors sort of represented players that were playing in the actual era.
Good enemy: Many other baseball movies seem to have borrowed the theme of ‘The Natural,’ where the evil owner is out to sink the team. See: ‘Major League’
Foxy Ladies: Barbara Hershey, Glenn Close, and Kim Basinger…
Cool Superstition: The “Wonderboy” symbol has been etched onto more wooden bats than people realize.
Romance: Who knew Glenn Close could be so attractive?
Tear-jerking moment: When Roy Hobbs is reunited with his son.
Music: Say what you want about Randy Newman, but the guy aced this one.
Realistic: So the New York Knights aren’t a real team, who cares? I love how almost all the actors sort of represented players that were playing in the actual era.
Good enemy: Many other baseball movies seem to have borrowed the theme of ‘The Natural,’ where the evil owner is out to sink the team. See: ‘Major League’
Foxy Ladies: Barbara Hershey, Glenn Close, and Kim Basinger…
Cool Superstition: The “Wonderboy” symbol has been etched onto more wooden bats than people realize.
I could go on and on, but all I need to say is that ‘The Natural’ is the perfect baseball movie.
HONARABLE MENTION:
Bang the Drum Slowly, Eight Men Out, Rookie of the Year, Little Big League, Summer Catch, The Bad News Bears
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